Listen Closely...You never know what they're going to say.

I've been recording Taylor's funny quotes on scraps of paper around the house. So I'm adding them to this post so that it will make it into our blog book and I won't worry about losing the receipt with writing on the back. I'm sure that some of these are only funny to us because we were there. Enjoy.

June 20, 2007 (Age 3)
Derek: Your birthday is coming up.
Taylor: Nu uh! It's coming down!

July 8, 2007
Taylor: If I buy a red shirt, then I'll have a red one. If I buy a green shirt, then I'll have a green one.

July 16, 2007
Taylor: Do you know why I like pancakes?
Mom: Why?
Taylor: Because I like them.
(He said this about everything for a while. Or he would say.."Because they're my favorite.")

August 2007
Taylor: Limos are for long people.

February 27, 2008 (Age 3 1/2)
Mommy: Why I ought-ta!
Taylor: I'm not a yotta, Mommy!

July 24, 2008 (Age 4)
Taylor: Daddy, this shirt is 4T and these shorts are 3T.
Daddy: Wow, that is a lot of T's!
Taylor: I know. They are all T's.
Daddy: How come?
Taylor: Cause that's how Jesus made them.

July 2008
Taylor: (playing on the floor with his Ninja Turtles set) Mommy, do you know why Shredder's guards are dying?
Mommy: Why?
Taylor: Because they don't have Jesus with them.

Here's one from Derek (Age 5):

Derek: Mom, why did Heavenly Father make cows?
Mom: So that we can drink milk, eat hamburgers, and have leather.
Derek: What's leather?
Mom: The stuff that we get from cows so they can make couches.
Derek: Cows can make couches?! That's so weird.
Mom: (laughing) No, no, no. Leather comes from their skin, but people make the couches.
Derek: Cows are couches?!!