The neighborhood kids were out playing in the sprinklers and us moms were out chatting. Derek ran in to change from his wet swimsuit back into his clothes. A few minutes later he came to the front door stark naked. I screamed and ran to make him go back inside.
Mommy: Derek why aren't your clothes on?
Derek: I couldn't find any socks.
Mommy: Buddy, socks should have been the least of your worries.
September 27, 2008
Derek: Mommy, don't take drugs when you are pregnant, okay.
Mommy: Um, okay. Where did you hear that?
Derek: My teacher told me that a little Kindergarten kid's mommy took drugs when she was pregnant. And now he just screams all the time.
October 2, 2008
Derek: Do you think McKenna knows what death is?
Mommy: Nope, I don't think so.
Taylor: Death is when you go to Heaven.
Mommy: Well, you go to Heaven only if you are good.
Derek: Yeah, you go to Hell if you are bad.
Taylor: No, you go to Time Out if you are bad.
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